Lembit Öpik
Lembit Öpik was born on March 2, 1965 in Bangor, County Down, Northern Ireland. He is an actor, known for Dream Girl (2008), Good Evening Rockall (1999) and UK General Election (1950).
I've just watched an insane move by a London cyclist up the inside of a bus through roadworks. You c...
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I've just watched an insane move by a London cyclist up the inside of a bus through roadworks. You cannot regulate for common sense.
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Watching England/France football. Are women players tougher than men? They rarely fall down and if t...
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Watching England/France football. Are women players tougher than men? They rarely fall down and if they do *they get up and carry on playing*!
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At what point does the Flat Earth Society celebrate new year? New Year phone calls from the Pacific ...
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At what point does the Flat Earth Society celebrate new year? New Year phone calls from the Pacific must be highly confusing.
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Just saw cyclist cross 2 sets of red lights & pedal *across* moving traffic. At least 3 traffic offe...
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Just saw cyclist cross 2 sets of red lights & pedal *across* moving traffic. At least 3 traffic offences in 40 seconds. 'Dial M for Moron'
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It's not fair. David Cameron was in Parliament 2 years less than I was. And he got to be MP. I deman...
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It's not fair. David Cameron was in Parliament 2 years less than I was. And he got to be MP. I demand a refund.
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[31 December 2016] Before the rush I thought I'd get my season's greetings in really early: Happy Ea...
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[31 December 2016] Before the rush I thought I'd get my season's greetings in really early: Happy Easter
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Maria Carey's famous Xmas song has had over 234,000,000 hits. All I want for Christmas is to finally...
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Maria Carey's famous Xmas song has had over 234,000,000 hits. All I want for Christmas is to finally have 10,000 Twitter followers. :-(
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Hodgson's Euro team lost by 1. Cameron's Euro team lost by 1.3 million & he's staying 3 months. Shou...
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Hodgson's Euro team lost by 1. Cameron's Euro team lost by 1.3 million & he's staying 3 months. Should Hodgson stay another 325,000 years?
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If the world isn't flat, why do so many people live in flats rather than rounds?
If the world isn't flat, why do so many people live in flats rather than rounds?
Govt bans cigarette branding but biggest building in Central London looks like a fag packet.
Govt bans cigarette branding but biggest building in Central London looks like a fag packet.
England women's team beat France (population greater than UK... unlike England men who lost to Icela...
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England women's team beat France (population greater than UK... unlike England men who lost to Iceland smaller population than, er, Lambeth).
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Yup, this match proves women suit soccer as they actually like playing the ball while men are more s...
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Yup, this match proves women suit soccer as they actually like playing the ball while men are more suited to swimming as they prefer diving.
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The new Elephant and Castle road layout is to good traffic flow what Ebola is to good health.
The new Elephant and Castle road layout is to good traffic flow what Ebola is to good health.
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